Devine Enquiries 3

 I know that Hilary comes to us for anything that he calls ‘Weird Shit’ but this is getting out of hand. First we have a murderous AI using werecats to create a criminal empire.

Then a mad faerie who blames me for his father’s death. To be fair I did kill him. So he starts capturing people and turning them into Zombies who capture more people to become Zombies, all the while hiding in Dreamspace protected by the Kraken, a monstrous beast that patrols Dreamspace scooping up anyone that wanders into it and throwing them into The Nowhere.

So we collected warriors from every realm, even some Imperial Police (IMPs but don’t ever let them hear you say that), SAS, the Wild Hunt. Invading Dreamspace, slaughtering thousands of Zombies but still there were more and more. We had to find the mad faerie Forensteildoranannaxdilvasset who was controlling them while avoiding the Kraken.

Sometimes I dream about a nice, simple case of infidelity.